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A Million Little Fingers Inside Of You
Friday, April 5, 2013 - 03:43
Open up the doors to your heart and don’t be surprised when your arteries choke on cholesterol and disease. Today marks the one year anniversary of this entire Coming Down Happy project, as well as the new arrival of one wretched child named A Million Little Fingers Inside Of You. Here rises the dawn of The Black Phase, gentlemen. Hold your pistols. Save your ammunition. The days will turn much more vicious as they go on.

I have written extensively about this track already, which you can read by clicking the "About" tap on this EP’s scarcely populated album page. But before you embark on that route, I suggest you best prepare yourself by watching the video first, as this is always the most tiresome aspect of the process for me, and as a result, the most...
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The Black EP
Friday, March 22, 2013 - 02:38
It's my birthday too - yeah!

It filled me with a mixture of pride and gas when I realised that (in 2 weeks from today), it will be the one year anniversary of this Coming Down Happy thing I’ve been doing. They grow up so fast, don’t they? Even though it feels like a fucking lifetime ago, at least.

Now, as a big fan of “consequence”, and the symbology within these “consequences”, I was surprised to discover what I am about to tell you. It just so happened that I was already well on my way at organising the perfect celebration for this landmark, without even becoming aware of it. Over the past few months, I have been slaving away at preparing the 5th part of the on-going Coming Down Happy story (complete with video and everythang), and the whole thing was in the oven, cooking, developing into edible matter. And it looks like it will be ready just in time for this specific date. What a stroke of luck! The first track from...
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If Lizzie Was A Facebook Page single
Thursday, February 14, 2013 - 03:00
Today is the day of love, but don't worry if you're single, baby, because I have so much love for you. I will be your Valentine. There is space in my heart for all of ya'lls.

To celebrate this day, yet another single has been dropped. It's called "If Lizzie Was A Facebook Page", and you can stream it, download it, and grab the (better than usual) artwork here. As you may have guessed, it was written for my girlfriend, originally created a year ago today with this video. Response went swimmingly, so I decided it was good enough to justify a remake. Whether I was right or not is debatable, but regardless, that is exactly what I did, and here it is. Perhaps it isn't my greatest track, but it probably isn't my worst, and it comes from the right place. Here, have a picture of Lizzie holding the thing:

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